Marriage is like learning brain surgery by trial and error—with yourself for practice. (Uncle Genie)
You can't have everything.
Where would you keep it?
(Steven Wright)
After you have a grandchild
all your other relatives fade into soft-focus background.
(Uncle Genie)
Sometimes you eat the bear.
Sometimes the bear eats you.
If you weren't afraid . . .
what would you be doing right now?
There's nothing to writing.All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.
(Red Smith)
